Observations of an Insomniac

I have been having trouble sleeping lately, and have noticed some things about life:
-There are a lot of weirdos at 7-11 at 4 a.m.
-The 4 a.m. 7-11 guy has the worst job in the world
-7-11 chicken kabobs could be the key to world peace
-The only place that has more weird people than 7-11 at 4 (other than Wascana Park) is without a doubt the 24 hour Humpty's
-No matter how tired you are, as soon as you lay in bed it is like having powered back 4 Red Bulls with 6 double espressos
-Warm milk does not work, and tastes funny
-Late night TV is not very good
-Unless it's french CBC in which case it is not only not very good, but most likely naked too
-After enough hours, you too may consider calling Miss Cleo
-It is acceptable to eat a meal at 2 a.m., even if it is the fifth meal of the day
-Some people forget that late at night, if you leave the lights on and the curtains open that people outside can see in...please wear clothes, especially if you are:
a)overwieght
b)over forty
and/or c)a man
-A lot of ambulances go to the General Hospital late at night, maybe I just don't notice the daytime ones, but it seems like every one and their dog is in need of emergent medical attention after 3
-Your ability to fall asleep is conversely related to the amount of shit you have to do the next morning
-After 4 it's like being drunk, everything seems hi-freakin'-larious, you slur your words, and your fine motor skills are the shits thankfully the going to the can every 5 minutes and the delusions of grandeur are not present.
-Jon Stewart is a king among men, ironically enough the best newscast on American TV is on Comedy Central
-After a while, you will blog just about anything.