The greatest threat to humanity is not KFed procreating!!

I knew this would come in handy!

So the greatest threat to humanity has got to be some sort of zombie apocalypse...now before anyone thinks I've gone all whacko nutjob just think about it;
The military, government, law enforcement, emergency services....all have contingency plans for almost any sort of event from terrorism to accidental chemical release, to civil disorder...but who is ready for the zombie apocalypse? Anyone? Buhler?
Well actually, there are a few prophetic souls who can see the potential end of civilization. Max Brooks for one has written a Zombie Survival Guide which covers the basics and not so basics on surviving the war against Zack. Buy, borrow or steal this book! (Well, if you steal, don't blame me if you get caught). Most of Brook's info is great, although should the zombie hoard not be of the "slow" variety, then much of his survival tips are moot, although the majority of the information is valid against any type of zombie.

Off I Go!

OK all, I leave for France tomorrow night, I'll try and keep updating on here, but no promises. I got a digital camera so I'll take lots of photos and post them when I get home... Send me emails, keep me updated, and I'll see you all when I get home!

Now that I've lost everything to you
You say you wanna start something new
And it's breakin' my heart you're leavin'
Baby, I'm grievin'
But if you wanna leave, take good care
Hope you have a lot of nice things to wear
But then a lot of nice things turn bad out there
Oh, baby, baby, it's a wild world
It's hard to get by just upon a smile
Oh, baby, baby, it's a wild world and
I'll always remember you like a child, girl
You know I've seen a lot of what the world can do
And it's breakin' my heart in two
Because I never wanna see you sad, girl
Don't be a bad girl
But if you wanna leave, take good care
Hope you make a lot of nice friends out there
But just remember there's a lot of bad and beware
Oh, baby, baby, it's a wild world
It's hard to get by just upon a smile
Oh, baby, baby, it's a wild world and
I'll always remember you like a child, girl
Baby, I love you
But if you wanna leave, take good care
Hope you make a lot of nice friends out there
But just remember there's a lot of bad and beware
Oh, baby, baby, it's a wild world
It's hard to get by just upon a smile
Oh, baby, baby, it's a wild world and
I'll always remember you like a child, girl
-Yusef Islam 1971

Stanley

It was bad enough when Tampa Bay won the Stanley Cup. Then Carolina...at least I could bask in the Whale's vicarious glory. But now I am done with hockey. The Anaheim (Mighty) Ducks are Stanley Cup champions. Ridiculous.

New Rule

Me making new rules is honouring Bill Maher, not plagerizing him. Honestly.

New Rule

No more celebrity cutesy melded names. Brangelina = Crap-o-rama, TomKat = me committing suicide. Also why is Tom Cruise still a celebrity? Hasn't this guy done enough to destroy four careers, two carribean nations and a jeep?

New Rule

From this day hence, when reporting on Brittney Spears' latest personla debacle, news agencies may no longer use "Oops she did it again" or any variations thereof. It was barely funny the first time. Now it makes me want to puke.

Does not compute

This just doesn't seem right.
On so many levels.

Breaking News

Sources tell Buckethead that Kent Austin is in Regina, and will be announced as the next head coach of the Saskatchewan Roughriders tomorrow.