New Rule

Me making new rules is honouring Bill Maher, not plagerizing him. Honestly.

New Rule

No more celebrity cutesy melded names. Brangelina = Crap-o-rama, TomKat = me committing suicide. Also why is Tom Cruise still a celebrity? Hasn't this guy done enough to destroy four careers, two carribean nations and a jeep?

New Rule

From this day hence, when reporting on Brittney Spears' latest personla debacle, news agencies may no longer use "Oops she did it again" or any variations thereof. It was barely funny the first time. Now it makes me want to puke.