An open letter to Jewel Kilcher

Dear Jewel,
What happened? Remember when you were the queen of contemporary folk? You made Birkenstocks cool again. You had music that was mellow and most of all GOOD! Now, not so much. Why? Is it because you started doing things like plugging bath products? Is it that you let possibly the most evil company on the planet put your songs in a compilation album? What's the deal with that one video where you're a ho? I mean really, sure you're a great looking woman, but that really came out of the blue. And whatever happened to your acoustic guitar? I mean "Intuition"? Terrible. Sucks. "Who Will Save Your Soul", "Standing Still", "Hands", "You Were Meant For Me", all fantastic. Don't take my word for it, check it out for yourself. Please, for your own sake, stop embarassing yourself, and get back to what got you famous. It worked for a reason.
Please respond
Boney B.