Two Ligers games last night

Two games last night. The first one was against some team that really should be in a higher league. They won 12-0 or something like that. I choose to forget the whole game except to say that Man of the Match goes to Becky on D (sure hope that that is her name) for keeping it from getting to 20-0. Walby's Warrior to Dave for getting tripped, smashing his head on the turf, then calling the girl that tripped him an f'ing (word meaning vagina). Hilarious. The second game was much better. Our crack coaching staff set up some sweet sweet strategies and that seemed to do the trick. Ryan Sims goes down in history as the first goal scorer in Ligers franchise history. Two other goals were scored, one by Ryan's brother Scott (not the goalie, that's a different Scott, whom I call Scotch), who blasted it from midfield, making the brothers Sims the first brother tandem to score in one game for the Ligers. This shot deflected off Joey "Maradonna" Eisenzimmer's arm, but the ref did not see and it counted, making the score 2-0 and credited to Scott. Midway through the second half our D shit the bed and gave up 3 goals in five minutes. The last goal of the night was credited to Dave "I lost to Boney B.'s fantasy football team" Sachary, although he swears one of our girls touched it last and that means that it should have counted for two goals as per RSA rules. Again following earlier events the ref did not see this. You win some you lose some. And in this case you tie some. Final score 3-3. Man of the Match Scotch the goalie. Goal Scorers: Sims, R. (1), Sims, S.(1), Sachary D. (1). Walby's Warrior goes to yours truly for taking a boot (unintentional) to the right nut and not puking. Liger's Record 0-1-2 1 Pt. Next game Friday in a rematch against the team we tied.