Back from Edmonton

I just got home from a Nursing conference in Edmonton, it was very interesting and I got to meet a lot of interesting people. I didn't learn too much that would interest non-nurses, so I won't bore you all with nursing stuff, but here are the ten general things I learned.
Ten things I learned:
1)West Jet dominates Air Canada in every way.
2)Fancy hotels rock, especially when it's someone else paying for it
3)Old ladies + unlimited wine = hilarity.
4)There is no single group of people on the planet that keeps it real, and is generally wonderful than nursing students.
5)Normal people don't appreciate bowel stories.
6)Edmonton has a subway.
7)The U of A bar is vastly inferior to the Lazy Owl. And the Owl sucks.
8)I could do Edmonton, I mean I could never live in Calgary, but Edmonton had a nice vibe.
9)Flames-Oilers games are much better in an Alberta sports bar.
10)It get dark freakin' early in Edmonton.