Oh those Edmontonians

When I was in Edmonton I found a copy of their version of the Prarie Dog, basically an independant free community newspaper. Theirs is called Vue Weekly. Anyways, this particular issue was one where they publish the results of their sexual survey. I just found the link to this article so here it is. Some of the stuff on here is quite...odd. I mean some guy wrote in that he masturbates with a lawn mower. How does that work? You know what? Never mind, I really don't want to know.
The comments for this post will be a vote on the...shall we say oddest...survey reply. My vote has to be the lawnmower, although...some of the other stuff is pretty weird too...