Mr. Tillman, a suggestion...

Well, the last few 'Rider years have been pitiful at best and mediocre at worst. I think I have a theory as to why. The coaches have been professional football coaches. From consumate pros like Don Matthews, to debacles like the Cal Murphy year...even "Mighty" Jim Eddy. The problem with this is that all football coaches are basically the same. So. My proposal.
Let me coach the team. Average Joe fan. Give me lots of experienced assitant coaches, but let me run the team. I've got ideas. I've got plays. I'm new, no one knows my tricks. It can be done!
My football resume is as follows:
1996- Campbell Tartans High School football team RIFL. O-Line-I was the backup's backup's backup. The tocken girl on the team was ahead of me...I was in one game, and was on the field as follows: I went from the dressing room across the field to the bench. I may have warmed up on the field, I don't remember.
Various years: I watched a game or two on TV.
Think of the publicity though...every football fan of every team has said "I could do a better job than the head coach"...now you're giving one the opportunity (opp-o-tunity?). Here are some plays I drew up (stole from the internet):




NOte how only one is for Canadian football! Like Jim Popp could expect that!
I await your phone call